Subject: tat izy
Date: Mon, 29 Sep 1997 12:43:20 +0200
From: Mathias Olausson <matol788@student.liu.se>
Reply-To: TCITE-1 - Civ ing utb informationsteknologi <TCITE-1@student.liu.se>
Organization: Student at Linkoping University
To: TCITE-1@studentmail.liu.se


Uppsnappat:

>PRESS STOP
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>>The European Commission have just announced an agreement
>>whereby English will be the official language of the EU
>>rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part
>>of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that
>>English spelling had some room for improvement and has
>>accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as
>>"EuroEnglish:"
>>
>>In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c." Sertainly,
>>this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard
>>"c" will be dropped in favor of the "k." This should klear
>>up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
>>
>>There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year,
>>when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f."
>>This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
>>
>>In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan
>>be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated
>>changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal
>>of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to
>>akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of
>>the silent "e" is disgrasful, and they should go away.
>>
>>By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as
>>replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz
>>year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
>>"ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer
>>kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a
>>reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or
>>difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech
>>ozer.
>>
>>ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!
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